December 2010
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
“Mom , why you talkin’ shit ??”
That awkward moment when you're sitting in class...
paula-deen:
thespiritcatcher:
thebobblemonster:
I’m kinkiest in class
THIS SO FUCKING MUCH
That awkward moment when you tell your parents...
jessandtheharlot:
yourassfacekyle:
Every time I tell my mom the seal-walking-into-a-club joke.. e_e
getting stoned and watching intervention
nanettemanure:
good morning
i went to the doctors today
zombiesailor:
jamjars:
lydiaonfire:
toothpaste:
and i told him it hurt when i poked here
here
here
and here
turns out i’d broken my finger
actually laughing so much
omg
hahahahhaah this is so funny i am sobbing i had to show my mother
Girl, I've packed bowls tighter than your pussy.